This is not my ceiling
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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