I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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