Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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