I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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