Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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