i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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