Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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