I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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