i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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