Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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