The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Randomize
