idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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