It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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