I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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