I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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