Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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