That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Randomize
