I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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