ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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