Do you still have your period?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Randomize
