Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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