There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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