in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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