How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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