When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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