In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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