My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
3pm strippers are depressing
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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