Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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