She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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