The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
The struggles of a small town man whore
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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