In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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