didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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