So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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