you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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