i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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