goodnight i made you a song goodbye
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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