You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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