the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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