his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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