at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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