The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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