ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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