I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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