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i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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