Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
The adults are the big ones right?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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