Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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