We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
third nipple confirmed
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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