She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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