I wish I could teleport
Plan B is the new Plan A
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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