Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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