jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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