Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
