READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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