2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Mom said you looked used
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
