so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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