I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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