I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
