Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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